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1). You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing. . .

2). You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you, says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” —

That’s Advertising. . .

3). You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich, Marry me.” –

That’s Telemarketing. . .

4). You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car and say: “Marry me?” –

That’s Public Relations. . .

5). You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Will you marry me?” –

That’s Brand Recognition. . .

6). You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –

That’s Customer Feedback. . .

7). You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. —

That’s demand and supply gap. . .

8). You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him —

That’s competition eating into your market share. . .

9). You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you can say: I’m rich. Marry me”, your wife arrives.

That’s restriction for entering new markets. . .

10). You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, “I’m richer than your husband. Divorce him, claim alimony and marry me. Together we will be richer and more prosperous.” —

That’s Merger and Acquisition. . .